The way to Klingon

Apparently Italian Universities are running out of ideas of new courses and degrees to offer. It’s recent news that Rome University will be opening a new master degree in “Personal Training” something that should make us reflect on where we’re heading as a society...

Anyway while chatting as always with the Gentleman I suggested that we should probably propose to the dean even more new degrees to keep up with the modern ages…

The first we came up with, since we're stuck with this economic crisis, has been Escorting Siences… How to be a Gigolò in the 2.0 era...

Think about it: no morning classes (even menwhore need their beauty sleep... especially if you banged asses all night long...), for once in an entire life finally some subjects one may really want to study, and the certainty that after the degree you ARE GOING to find a job...

And believe me, we're not kidding... it wouldn't even be the craziest thing in university's history... do you remember Klingon classes? Enough said...

But since me and the Gently can't simply stop once a stupid issue has been found, we've spent almost 30 minutes thinking of the best subjects to put in the curricula, meaning that, and you all knew it, a list is about to be written:-)


PLEASE NOTE: I'm totally unaware of any not Italian university evaluation system, therefore I'll use the only one I know. To get your degree you must collect 180 credits in 3 years, said credits are given by passing exams. Every 27 hours of work (class and home) give you 3 credits.


FIRST YEAR (60 CREDITS)

(4) History of Prostitution - From Eve for an Apple to Paris Hilton;
(4) Terminology - How to always have the right (secure) word to say;
(10) Techniques of Giving Pleasure - You think you know it? Surprise! You don't.
(6) Kamasutra - To grant you a future good position;
(4) History of Pain Modulation - From Torquemada to Madame Brutale;
(10) Shopping 1 - Dress for success;
(6) Phisiology - This is a penis, that is a vagina;
(6) Cosmesis - Basic elements of Liquidproof makeup;
(10) Fitness 1 - Build up your career


SECOND YEAR (60 CREDITS)

(4) Empathy - How to anticipate any of your client's needs;
(10) Economy - Think about what you wanna buy then set the price;
(10) Mental Focusing - They're not all beauty contest winners...;
(6) Shopping 2 - Rubber & Leather;
(10) Fitness 2 - Spread your wings...;
(10) Techniques of Receiving Pleasure - Or pretending you're having some;


THIRD YEAR (60 CREDITS)

(10) Fitness 3 - Now you can rent a flat in Olympus;
(6) Shopping 3 - Things he\she's gonna buy for you;
(4) First Aid - Be prepared for anything;
(40) Practice - Earn a minimum of 10.000 in 2 weeks to get graduated


Something like this... now that's the degree I'd like to have. "Master Degree in Escorting"... but I'm not sure my parents will be glad at the party right after... hahahahahah


The Lady