This could be fun…or really ugly.

I’ve just found out that a new sexy store has opened not more than 3 minutes away from my place… suddenly adding plus 50% to all town sexy shop offer… (btw: 200 thousand people, just 2 sexy shops… are we officially the most sexually dull town in the world or what?)

Anyhoo… to add fun of cosmic proportion…I was surfing the net to see if they had a website (they don’t’) (don't look at me that way.. 2 days ‘till vacation and I’m officially out of things to do at work, you figure..) so I've found out another small detail about the shop… their phone number has just the last cipher different from my home number.. mine is 0 their is 1…

Potentially this could be one of the greatest unintentional karmic/cosmic coincidence ever…
Finally a true reason to keep an answering machine...

I mean… the possibilities for fun are endless… (this should also be a nice sexy shop catch phrase btw...)

Am I immature and childish enough to give away “the wrong” number at any given occasion? YOU BET I AM.

Am I seriously hoping that my mother will be there to pick up the first call from a customer complaining that the vibrator they bought isn’t working properly or asking if we got the last instalment of Debbie Does Dallas XXI or All the President’s men-whore…? YOU BET I AM.

Am I overexcited about it maybe ‘cause I’m bored to death? YES, probably I am…