Wednesday, July 22, 2009

God save the Lady

And believe me the title is only for geographic purposes... because of course I have faith in something higher... but it's something I may buy someday.

Anyway this is the big news of the period: I'm moving to London. Since from October I will no longer own my shop and I will no longer have anything to keep me here in Italy I've decided to leave almost all behind and go somewhere else. London is my best option.

Sure I'd like to buy Japan someday... but hey... everyone needs a starting point isn't it?

Let's just say I've been there 10 years ago a couple of times and I think I had the first crush in my life... for a city ahhahahaha:-)

Not to mention gay life will be easier than here where a gay guy still have to hide from everyone and must learn by heart the "How to be an amazing sex spy" manual in order to live another day...

But back to the issue: I'm moving permanetly.

In order to do that I'll need two basic simple things: a job and a bed (and no, working in my bed would be nice, but not a good option).

Bad thing is that I don't think I'll find anything in websistes because of my job: being a barman/bar manager/cook makes things difficult because you usually have to go directly in a place and ask for hiring... but my CV is on at least 15 different employement websites, I'm quite confident I'll receive at least one call before October.

Strange thing is the room: I had dozens of offers in all London (how about that?) but I don't think I'll be able to accept any of them before I leave Italy since I'd prefer to stay the closest I can to my working place... problem is I don't have one, yet.

And then a came up to my mind some days ago... I'd really like to work in a porn shop. No kidding. It'd be the best way to do something people will appreciate, that I could be proud of (meaning I'd make people happy), and something that will automatically exclude any possibility of dealing with my biological enemy: children.

I mean, I'm an ice cream seller, I make people happy so I'm proud of it, but really, I can't stand screaming children. It's amazing to understand such things with such delay huh?

Yes, I have a dream... thousands of people using their toys, watching their x-rated movies, using their dominator suits... and when they'll be about to get to the "point"... they'll all have my face in their mind...

Isn't making a thousand people come without a single sweat drop from my forehead a big accomplishment?

So, dear readers, it's time to help the Lady: I know that among you there must be someone from London that could do something. If there's vacant job I'll take it, no matter what it is, just let me know. Thanks


The Lady

2 commenti:

TheWeyrd1 said...

Good luck with your pursuits...in their many forms...heh!

The Gentleman said...

And my dear friend…what was my comment when you first told me about your dream job as a porn shop clerk?

“Can I use your 10% off employees discount?”...

If that’s not being a supportive friend I don’t know what it is…:)