Gentleman's Weaknesses

I've to admit that when it comes to women I've 3 major weaknesses...

I literally can't resist:

1) Women who knows their way around a kitchen and enjoy food;

2) Redheads;

3) Lucy Lawless


But let me explain…

1) I’ve this weird habit, upon meeting a woman for the first time, (any context, not necessary on a date) the first thing that comes to my mind is “how good is she gonna be in bed?” (complete with 1 to 10 rankings… ) but I assure you than is less shallow of how it sounds and it was not always linked by my desire of actually try said women in bed... as I said, it’s just a weird habit of mine.
Basically it's just a matter of body language, smartness, humour and wickedness..
But is proved that certain behaviours and acts in life are also well connected to a certain friskiness and predispositions when in comes to sex…and I know it may sound slightly chauvinistic but none on the less I’ve to admit that this habit of mine helped me a lot during my single years…anyway, through my experiences I did elaborate this very simple connection: “good in the kitchen=good in the bedroom” (and I’m not saying this to beat the drum of my own parade, mind you…). I mean do you have any doubts that the like of Padma Lakshmi , Nigella Lawson , Cat Cora or Giada DeLaurentis are totally firecrackers in the boudoir?
Yeah, me neither…



2) Redheads… it’s pretty simple… my first was a redhead (welsh gal to be precise) and since then I guess I developed a soft spot for the reds and/or auburn haired ones…(my first “more than 2 dates” girlfriend was also redhead, now that I think about it…) which would also easily explain my mild obsession with Tori Amos (BTW: I’ve been recently re-listening all her discography, and boy, was I depressed or what when years ago I spent hours loop-listening songs about rape and domestic violence… geez need some Prozac much?)



3) That’s just So. Obvious. I’m not even gonna waste time explain it...




...so, taken all that I’ve said before, you can imagine my surprise when I've stumbled upon this picture on AE: [insert a OMFG moment here…]





(still from the new series in the works "Spartacus: Sand and Blood" ) and if your eyes are well trained like mine you'll notice some girl-on-girl action and look out for the lucky gal with her hand right in Mrs.Lawless snatch..

The jury is still out about the general effect of the pairing: LUCY + RED HAIR... (I'm very much partial for her brunette self, I do enjoy my classics after all...) but still... I’ve only one thing to say that not involve the words "thud" or "yummy"…
I'm VERY lucky that my VERY understanding and beautiful GF allowed me to keep Lucy as my " Celebrity crush freebie" :))

...now if just the TV Gods would have the splendid idea of putting her as guest judge on Top Chef I'd die a happy lesbian...