Friday, April 3, 2009

It will be a miracle if I manage to stay awake for the weekend…

I had an hell of a week, long hours at work, scarce hours of sleep (who knew that I can stay and talk on the phone for almost 3 hours at night with my girlfriend spending virtually 0 cents) and last week has been even worse for me, so it’s no wonder that I’m less than excited heading into the weekend.

To bad that I’ve already set up nights out on Friday and Saturday (both already rescheduled more than once so I have now no acceptable excuses to get out of those)

As I said I’m stressed out both at work and at home. If this is gonna cost me a gray hair or a freaking line on my forehead I swear someone is gonna pay…

I may be whining but I’m seriously stressed… I fainted twice in my office in less than a month. The main reason is because I have low blood pressure (very, very low… as in "like a corpse" low ).

So now there are two rumours going on at the office grapevine… one that I might be pregnant and the second that I’m actually an alcoholic/drug addict… obviously I prefer fuelling the second one.
My doctor already told me that since these fainting are partially hormonal related I’d have to take a birth-control pill…
Yep… How ironic is that???
And here I thought that being a lesbian was all the “birth control” that I needed…

Of course I had to break the news to my girlfriend that despite how many times we will try (and believe me there will be A LOT of trying) she probably won’t get me knocked up that easily :P

That of course doesn’t mean that I wouldn’t call her “daddy” if she wants :P :P

(LMAO...I'm kidding, but I bet she’s blushing her ears off right now… :P)

Anyway since the main way to relieve stress is by increase the production of endorphin and considering that there are only two ways to do it naturally (and one would be waayy better with the presence of my girlfriend) I’m spending even more time at the gym exercising and playing tennis.
Why am I telling you this? Because I’m desperate to find appropriate songs to fuel my running and weights routine… recently I’ve been digging in the hip-hop/dance/house scene.
My favourite this days? Flo.RiDa's Right Round



I like the rhythm and I like that it reminds me of GF… “You spin my head right round, right round. When you go down, when you go down down”
… I know, I’m subtle ;))


And just because I’m still a child of the Eighties (literally I was a toddler back then) here’s the original version… which is gayer than a Steve McQueer movie



Shoulder pads, kimonos, puffy hair and an eye patch? I believe that the Dead or Alive where the original butt-pirates


Happy Weekend ya'll

2 commenti:

TheWeyrd1 said...

First, I was once on birth control for a medical condition...stupid really, so I stopped...heh. Spit babies do NOT really exist ya know. Second, I do not like Dead or Alive...yuck...I'd rather listen to Katy Perry and that stupid song of hers.

The Gentleman said...

Spit babies? that's gross :S... but what can I say... everytime Liz Feldman talks about "Finger babies" I get a little worried :P
Luckily Dead or Alive where more keen the first part of their name right away and never survived the 80s...
No word out yet about Katie Perry's chance of survival tho.. but I hope she'll fell in the "One hit wonder" hall of fame